Well, I still have my two front teeth, and they won’t send Avril Lavigne or Alyson Hannigan through the mail, so-

Wear It Out

A few years ago, I wrote ‘I Want My MP3’ lyrics for Money For Nothing. As they were so awful that no-one would perform them, I’ll have to settle for the T-Shirt.

Power Symbol. Cause you turn me on.

Generic Humanoid Carbon Unit Just so everyone knows how to refer to me.

It must be user error It’s always user error. Life would be so much easier without them.

RTFM

The Eagle’s Shadow: Why America Fascinates and Infuriates the World, Mark Hertsgaard

9-11, Noam Chomsky

The End of the American Era: U.S. Foreign Policy and the Geopolitics of the Twenty-First Century, Charles Kupchan

Moving Pictures

Ronin Because my copy of this DVD disappeared.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring – Four Disc Set Because everyone else seems to have a copy, so I must have one too.

Choons!

The Coral – The Coral

The Last Broadcast – Doves

A Rush Of Blood To The Head – Coldplay

Play!

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Crockett, Tubbs and me.