…to find the women in furniture store junk mail (e.g. DFS, Courts) attractive? Then perhaps you need to get in touch with your more youthful side.

Still not up-to-date with what to say, then practice your flirting a bit. But remember, when flirting stay off the soft drinks just in case, especially the carrot juice.

But if the chat up lines fail to impress, or for some, never had a chance to start with despite being more local, then maybe it’s just a case of bad karma and you’ll need to find somewhere else to sleep.