Well, I’m still sat here, doing nowt. They don’t want me to go driving, I’m most miffed. Meanwhile, there’s been a shooting in Fallowfield and Wilmslow Road is closed off. We think that most of the walkers had got through before the cordon was thrown up (and we don’t think any of the walkers were involved, though you never know.) And tomorrow there’s an anti war march, along a stretch of the road the walk goes along. We could take pictures of that and claim it was Bogle, but I doubt anyone would believe us.

Tim has just shown me many embarrassing pictures from Beer Fest (including a couple where, for no good reason, I have my belt undone.) Prepare for a caption competition on oldhacks.co.uk.