“Get the Gimp.”
“But the Gimp’s sleeping.”
“Well wake him up.”
On One bikes are based in Doncaster. They manufacture damn fine hardcore bikes like the Gimp, a jump bike. (Jump bikes are, sort of, grown up BMXs. I used to have one before the Scrotes in Egham made away with it and now I want another.) They also have really awful Flash games and totally cool Union Jack pisspot helmets-
I want one!