6 ways to please your lady. Most appropriate for Team Spinneyhead, and most of the people we know, is number 1-

if you are the type of boy who spends more time fondling/nurturing various electronic devices, that’s ok. just understand that, like a computer, a lady who hasn’t been rebooted in awhile may be hesitant to perform at optimum capacity. you may have to upgrade your operating system to get her up and running and back to normal. don’t expect that flipping one switch is gonna turn her on automatically. you might have to flip a few switches, plug/unplug some things and even install a few additional items to make it work out. have faith…it worked in the past, it will work again.