I finally did it, I finally went in. It’s something I told myself I’d do years ago. You can’t see in from the outside, the windows are blocked off and hung with esoteric equipment. There was chain hanging up by the door.

Inside, it was lighter than I’d expected, with close packed shelves full of all manner of strange implements. Normally, at this point, I’d skulk around for a while, staring at things I didn’t need or understand. But today I knew exactly what I wanted. I didn’t realise I could get it by the metre though.

I’m feeling all satisfied now. Now I know where to go next time I need DIY stuff.