I never got dance music, at least as far as the clubbing scene went. Right at the start of the Nineties there was a raver meme that they were destroying the cult of personality that had formed behind rock singers and now it was all about the music. To prove this they went off and created a cult of personality around star DJs and mixers. Some artists and some songs are excellent, but I could never bring myself to pretend that I’d enjoy a narrativeless night of BPMs and beats. So I’m quite happy to see that the whole scene is collapsing in on itself.

The Wonderstuff, Who Wants To Be The Disco King?

(Note on the lyrics thing- It’s no longer mandated that all titles must be from songs, but I am going to pimp referrals whenever possible.)