It’s very gratifying when a woman- albeit a friend who isn’t single- strokes my arse jokingly then comments on its firmness and feel. When a second female friend joins in and is equally complimentary it does wonders for my self esteem. However, when the third person after my gluteus is a bloke, who’s even more fullsome in his praise, it gets a little disconcerting.

It was his first time on the Moonraker, I guess, so that might explain it.