King Sihanouk of Cambodia has announced a wish that his country should follow in the footsteps of San Francisco and legalise gay marriage. It’s a shame our monarchy isn’t this cool.

Meanwhile, his country’s government is proposing Khmer Rouge theme parks.

Tour guides will be selected from among former members of the genocidal regime who are not currently awaiting trial for crimes against humanity……”Most areas have been declared free of land mines,” secretary of tourism Thong Khon said.