Is that old line about women knowing what other women want in bed really true? And if it is, why don’t they stop complaining about men and just tell us what they (or their cute friends) want? (And can they start with me? I’m open to suggestions and a head start would be cool.)

Anyway, back in tabloid land- The Bisexual Revolution. For the titillation of Mirror readers, all the lovely ladies interviewed are single and really just want to meet the right guy and settle down.

Bisexual men don’t exist, at least, not in any way that can be used to sell papers.