Dem bone, dem bones, dem penis bones
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Then marvel at them whilst enjoying a Fuzzy Polar Bear Penis.
Daily archives: January 13, 2005
Timmy!!!!!
Oh yes, nearly forgot- happy birthday to TimmyWimmy. Pop on over to my-videophone and share the lurve.
Burberry
Whitehaven branded a Chav town.
Aside from the fact that “chav” is a stupid label- I think it’s meant to signify downmarket Scallys or something- I don’t think Whitehaven’s all that bad. Workington, on the other hand…….
Going Ape
There’s a Judge Dredd story where a scientist accidentally releases one of his concoctions and the inhabitants of a city block start devolving. The closer to the centre of infection, the farther back along the chain until the scientist himself is nothing more than a blob of protoplasm, which Dredd promptly arrests.
Someone’s let the Dover, Pennsylvania school board get a sniff of the elixir and they’re rapidly turning into amoebae. At least the teachers they’ve ordered to talk up the non-science of Intelligent Design are far enough up the tree to still have backbones.
Try Googling for this
A Romanian couple have named their son Yahoo because they met over the Net.