The Tory programming language interpreter

It comes with some sample code. Example 1, which begins-

We plan to spend �9 million to clean up Britain’s hospitals. Nurses will face jail unless they spend 7 hours per day cleaning. We will also deport them.

We will cut budgets for schools and jails, and spend 5 times more than the Labour government on controlling immigration.

outputs “VOTE TORY!” when interpreted. I’ll leav it up to Team Spinneyhead’s professional programmers to come up with our manifesto pledges.

via Honourable Fiend

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