I'm sure I was going to use these in a story one day

HM Revenue and Customs have lost 80 grand’s worth of drugs, and other contraband, from a supposedly secure storage facility.

British troops are being investigated amid fears that weapons confiscated in Iraq may be getting smuggled into the UK.

…searches at UK bases have already uncovered live weapons hidden in the petrol tanks of military vehicles and even in the gun barrels of tanks and artillery pieces. Live ammunition including shells and mortar rounds has also been confiscated.