23:22 Blog: Tweets today tinyurl.com/bje5of #

23:34 My body says it’s lunchtime. Which means I’ve been drinking since breakfast. #

01:02 You can’t hurry love. (or carry vodka red bull across a dance floor without spilling) #

03:25 Will give honest answers to almost any question. Ask away. #

18:25 Concerned by the ads atop spinneyhead- dating, weddings, genital warts and parrots. That’s one hell of a party. #

22:20 Laser guided missiles for dogs. #

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