23:28 Blog: Tweets today tinyurl.com/czf2er #

00:10 Don’t try to understand them. Just rope and throw and brand them. #

00:22 Blog: Tiger Lounge tinyurl.com/cdlhz7 #

00:54 Careful, those breasts are primed and ready to go off! #

01:15 Tiger Lounge FTW! We should come here more often. #

02:38 Why the fuck am I babysitting twentysomethings! If they can’t work it out by now they need the mother of all slappings. #

13:12 Slightly more mellow, if a tad hungover. #

14:49 Is the apocalypse due? Why’s asda so busy? #

15:06 May make February a dry month. Expect my resolve to last the first week. #

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