23:16 Wallowing shitface. #
00:18 Blog: Tweets today tinyurl.com/l5vvbp #
00:50 Book him Danno #
01:08 Spillage! And cleavage spillage at that. #
01:47 This is not my beautiful wife. #
02:26 I don’t want anyone else. When I think about you I touch myself. #
03:28 Must not fall asleep on the bus like I did last night. #
14:30 I need eggs, bacon, bread, milk and whatever other unhealthy things I can find at the local Tesco for a Sunday afternoon breakfast. #
15:18 Blog: The Taking of Peckham 123 tinyurl.com/o8yqdk #
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