• Five Chinese Crackers: Inconceivable!

  My guess is that it has something to do with the surveillance of Dave Cook and the murder case he was covering, but so much crazy stuff is going down that I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out they’d commissioned a midget hitman to hide in the backpack of a French paparazzo on a moped and shoot a blow dart into the neck of Princess Di’s driver so they could make money out of the aftermath. Actually, that’s not outlandish enough. Stuff involving monkeys and lasers and the biggest diamond in the world wouldn’t surprise me now.

  tags: newspapers Tabloids

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