My week in tweets
Not all the tweets. I’ll leave out the automated posts, most of the promo tweets, and the argument with the guy who blamed everything on immigrants and sharia law, but got offended when I told him he was being racist.
America. Next Thursday. https://t.co/GeQfsTDQ1m
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 6, 2016
.@hansolo is a #Trump supporter. Was it fear, anger or hate that sent him over to the Dark Side?
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 7, 2016
Does the range of electric cars go down over Winter? How big a drain is heat and light compared to powering the wheels?
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 8, 2016
I’d rush out and stockpile gapless Toblerone. But it wouldn’t last very long, so probably pointless.
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 8, 2016
This could be a good thing. Hey, America- Vote Clinton for a better Twitter! https://t.co/eb8Ql47vpA
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 8, 2016
Lenny Bruce is not afraid….
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
Maybe I started this promo a week too soon. Trump suits the back story even more than Palin, who was my original model for insane President https://t.co/51rdUkIAXc
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
Most qualified woman in the world loses to the least qualified man in the world. In case If you were confused about what misogyny looks like
— Sam Rosenholtz (@srosenholtz) November 9, 2016
Welcome to the President Trump drinking game, the rules:
1, Start drinking #Trumpageddon— (((Steve))) (@Oh_no_Steve) November 9, 2016
Oh, great. Our own morons are feeling empowered by the USA’s stupidity. https://t.co/fbaulTvRzv
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
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— Peter Lord (@PeteLordAardman) November 9, 2016
Every documentary our grandchildren watch will contain the phrase “And then, in 2016….”
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
BBC scheduling seems appropriate. pic.twitter.com/duailOjIwd
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
All new homes were supposed to be net-zero energy by 2016- another reminder of how utterly useless the Tories are https://t.co/y6iClTKNiI
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
8 years and 9 days ago, I started writing a story about what could happen if the US voted for the stupid candidate. https://t.co/q5kWDokVSy
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
My attention span at work is poor on a normal day. I just want to go home and annihilate the Russians (in Civ V, just declared war on me).
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
Song for Donald https://t.co/QAsJYH81lb #Trumpis
— Jim Bob (@mrjimBob) November 9, 2016
Post election blues? See them off with eight great crime tales from British indie authors https://t.co/hGu71aeGmA #bgs16 pic.twitter.com/S1lOhPF2Cv
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
You should have read this last week. But it’s still only $0.99, if you want some pointers before January. https://t.co/SwCxsnFhp0
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.”
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 9, 2016
Girls Can Keep A Secret by Carter USM.
Brings on the tears almost every bloody time.— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 10, 2016
It used to be inspirational to say “anyone can become president!” to kids. I guess it’s more of a warning now.
— Molly Manglewood (@Manglewood) November 10, 2016
TopatoCo: Twenty Sixteen Shirt https://t.co/7ilIkbSsrb
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 10, 2016
Carter USM – Say It With Flowers – Brixton 1991 https://t.co/3FcwLPPKrk via @YouTube
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 10, 2016
Thanks to the promo mojo of the authors in Britain Turns To Crime, it’s my first day of triple figure ebook sales https://t.co/hGu71aeGmA
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 10, 2016
Can we send Farage to the US? Not as an ambassador. Just send him. And tear up his passport when he gets there. https://t.co/T3Cjk8a4vM
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 10, 2016
I want to see the sights,
I want to hear the songs,
About human rights,
And human wrongs.— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 10, 2016
Not one of my designs (I wish I was this talented), this Yamaha chopper, printed by @shapeways, will soon be escaping from zombies. pic.twitter.com/CwM5gkvfcL
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 11, 2016
KKK Celebrating a Trump Victory https://t.co/1dKTu5hNeX via @edbrayton
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 11, 2016
2016 isn’t done yet- Robert Vaughn Dies: ‘Man From U.N.C.L.E’ Star Was 83 https://t.co/6M8laR4pjm via @deadline
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 11, 2016
I have always loved Lego. https://t.co/tukfFumbH0
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 12, 2016
In the rain, protesting fracking. pic.twitter.com/Oip7r8sbxs
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 12, 2016
We have arrived in Castlefield. pic.twitter.com/1rnLs708XN
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 12, 2016
Narrating the actions of a character who is now a zombie. Can’t decide whether to retain pronouns or refer to ‘it’. Probably first option.
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 12, 2016
.@JamesWaldron11 NOT calling out racists got us UKIP. NOT calling out racists got us Brexit. NOT calling out racists got us Trump.
— Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn) November 12, 2016
Zombies vs Vampires, part 4 – https://t.co/GZ8BKLWuob
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 12, 2016
Fans of the man supported by the KKK trying to co-opt Martin Luther King. Pathetic. https://t.co/MEoieuesVT
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 13, 2016
.@IainDale Ugly intentions, ugly result. No matter how you go about building it.
— Ian Pattinson (@Spinneyhead) November 13, 2016