TO ALL CURRENT STAFFERS AT SPINNEYHEAD.CO.UK:

Following the purchase of Spinneyhead.com by Johnnytheo, all current staff of Team Spinneyhead are being offered SENIOR MANAGEMENT POSITIONS at the brand spanking new SPINNEYHEAD.COM. This will mean salary increases, the opportunity to drive content forward, develop closer relationships with the blogging public and choose your title and responsibilities.

The new website will be loosely based on the familiar outline known and loved by many, but this could be your chance to captain the ship without collecting 12% of readership and forcing a management recall!!!!

PLEASE REPLY TO THIS OFFER NO LATER THAN 26TH AUGUST 2003.