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Happy Finish for the Monarchy

Can’t a Prince get relief these days?

Poor Prince Charles. That ghastly butler is going around telling tales, and everyone says that Burrell has other stories that will bring down the Monarchy.

Surely they can’t be referring to Charles getting “happy finish” massages from his valet? Charles is a product of Britain’s boarding school system, so it’s only natural that from time to time he’d ask the servants to apply some spit and polish to his crown jewels.

From The Observer earlier this year: “An embarrassed St James’s Palace official suggested after the Burrell trial that Fawcett was on leave. However, colleagues say he has just been ‘keeping his head down’.”

So there. It wasn’t all about a game of Seabiscuit after all.