(Edit) I’ve not gone all pretentious and third person, Daz or Emily has posted the following whilst pretending to be me–

While discussing Emily playing Civ 3 – Conquests and the new missions that you can play, such as throwing the most virgins into a volcano. Asking Ian whether virgins should be thrown into volcanoes, he said “No, it is a terrible waste! I am all in favour of conservation of virgins.” Or would have if he hadn’t realised what he was saying and let it peter out at arround the ‘conser’ part of the sentence.