I need more German content. The Spinneyhead stats tell me that Deutsche are the third most common besucher to the site, after Brits and Yanks. Any common German phrases, or, even better, rude words that could be slipped occasionally into posts would be appreciated.

German words supplied this time by Google language tools, which proved useful because I originally had the title as Ich Lieber Dich, which translates as “I rather you”.

I Kiss You! (Ich k�sse Sie!)