Southern Baptists are the fattest religious denomination. [bad pun]The Bible Belt is getting tighter.[/bad pun] But now some ministers are working to reverse the trend.
As Autumn Marshall, a nutritionist at church-affiliated Lipscomb University in Nashville, Tennessee, explained, most evangelical Christians don’t drink, smoke, curse or commit adultery.
“So what do we do?” she said. “We eat.”
Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes.