Daily archives: November 15, 2004

Space girls are easy

This entry was posted in sex on November 15, 2004 by Ian Pattinson

How to tell if your prostitute is an extra-terrestrial.

6. Sex was “unbelievable.” If the encounter was “everything you’ve always fantasized about,” chances are the memory was implanted by ETs.

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And the Moon is made of cheese

This entry was posted in iraq on November 15, 2004 by Ian Pattinson

Ayad Allawi, the interim Iraqi prime minister, said he did not believe any civilians had been killed in the offensive in which 38 US soldiers, six Iraqi troops and an estimated 1,200 insurgents have died, but accounts from witnesses contradicted him.

Whatever led Allawi to say such a thing, he’s an idiot.

Right of way

This entry was posted in Bikes on November 15, 2004 by Ian Pattinson

A cyclist admits to most of those sins we’re always labelled with, but properly lays the blame on road design and drivers.

Not trying to sound all holier-than-she, but I don’t run red lights and I only go up on the pavement when there are no pedestrians and/ or some fool’s set the cycle parking back from the road.

See? The world needs more people like me, it would be so much better that way.

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