Monthly archives: August 2006


Chill FActore

A development near the Trafford centre is set to become the UK’s biggest indoor alpine centre.

A consortium of backers are behind the project which also involves Trafford Centre owners Peel Holdings. They intend to build a rock-climbing wall, a toboggan run, an indoor skateboard park and a children’s snowplay zone where youngsters can build snowmen and throw snowballs. A separate “warm” zone will feature Alpine-themed bars specially designed by Austrian craftsmen and restaurants with panoramic windows and balconies overlooking the slopes.

There was supposed to be a big indoor snow centre built in Salford a few years ago, but it never got beyond a billboard promising so much fun. I think they’re building flats on the ground cleared for it now.

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Chill Factore

A development near the Trafford centre is set to become the UK’s biggest indoor alpine centre.

A consortium of backers are behind the project which also involves Trafford Centre owners Peel Holdings. They intend to build a rock-climbing wall, a toboggan run, an indoor skateboard park and a children’s snowplay zone where youngsters can build snowmen and throw snowballs. A separate “warm” zone will feature Alpine-themed bars specially designed by Austrian craftsmen and restaurants with panoramic windows and balconies overlooking the slopes.

There was supposed to be a big indoor snow centre built in Salford a few years ago, but it never got beyond a billboard promising so much fun. I think they’re building flats on the ground cleared for it now.

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Familiarity breeds…

Well, not contempt, more a sort of can’t be arsed attitude to sex. German researchers have found that a woman’s sex drive drops once she is in a secure relationship, whilst a man’s remains the same.

Meanwhile, another group of German researchers have found that redheads have more sex. What is it about the Germans and sex related research?

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Heavensent 9.10

The wing was flying low, torpedo height. Fire was reaching out from the ship, still falling short. “They will find us soon.” Karn whispered.

“We hold steady.”

“I know.”

The front bomb bay held six torpedoes on an S-curve rail. They would be fed one by one out of the quarter width door. “Torpedo gone! Bank!” The light bank as the rest of the torpedoes were released spread them in a narrow fan.

“Pull out!” The anti air was closing on them now, tracer passing on either side. There were cracks as shells hit home.

“Hydraulic pressure on the bay doors has dropped off.” Karn announced, “Switching to back up. Nothing. We cannot open the rear doors.”

Four of the torpedoes struck home, raising towers of water. The ship began to list immediately, flooding faster than bulkheads could be closed.

One ship remained, but it was out of range of the Waltzer and the old attack ship had some free space to close on the transports.

“Hand crank the front bay closed. We are heading home.”

“Stran?”

“Hardly. I do not think there is enough of Stran left. Communications, raise the Corkscrews, and anyone else you can, and tell them we have to retire.”

Harren adjusted his course so they passed by the Waltzer again, wagging the wing as it passed. “And the best of luck to you brave souls.”

Heavensent 9.11
Heavensent 9.9
Heavensent 1.1

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Heavensent 9.9

The Straight had been one of the finest avenues of old Cora. Ten thousand spans long with the magnificent Municipal buildings blocking the landward end, it pointed to the docks, source of all the wealth on show. The grandeur faded before the Glacier war and the bombers that gutted the Municipal had signalled the end.

On a normal day, Commerce Square would be bustling with the stalls of fresh produce and black imports. The stalls were up, but none of the hawkers were present. Bags of pulses had been piled up into barricades behind which riflemen scanned the mouth of the Straight.

The Municipal was a fortress. New stairways were camouflaged with ash and chokepoints and kill zones had been established on every floor. There were even escape routes across to nearby roofs. Shara and Fynn were atop the Municipal with the finest sharpshooters the city could provide. Shara was forming the most accurate sabots she could imagine, ready for a psychological blow with her first shot. “They are forming up at the end of the avenue.” Fynn announced into the field telephone.

The mobile command post pulled up side on behind the first company of infantry. The crew rushed out, unlatched the whole of the side panel and removed it. “There are six people around a map table, one of them is in civilian clothes, four radio operators and three clerks.”

Aurile relayed the information. “The civilian is the leader. Kill him.” Gerryl said.

“No.” Everyone looked at Aylo. “The man is an incompetent. But he has very good military advisers. You should kill them.”

“You are sure?”

“It will also scare him, and he can only make worse decisions when he is scared.”

“Very well. Who should she target?”

“Either side of Janssen should be officers with squares on their breast pockets. One of them would be best.”

“Or both. Shara likes to show off.” Aurile spoke the order into the telephone.

Shara locked her arm and steadied herself. Fynn stood beside her, touching her arm lightly and guiding her aim. There was a light pop, then another, and Shara stepped back and started flexing her arm.

The sharpshooters and their spotters kept their lenses on the command vehicle. They calculated windage, drop and flight time. One of the figures by the map table dropped, then another. There were gasps from the snipers, then silence and finally applause.

Shara and Fynn looked around at the sounds of appreciation. They had been staring at something else. Far out at sea, off white spikes were climbing into the sky.

Heavensent 9.10
Heavensent 9.8
Heavensent 1.1

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Talking Heads

I was going to release these interviews from Saturday as individual pieces, but it seemed a better idea to turn them into one report. Apologies for the background noise, and I’m sure the audio and video go out of synch for a while in the middle, but you can make out what the interviewees are saying.

If you can’t see the embedded video you can watch it here.

Thanks to my interviewees- Tony Zimnoch, Stephen Newton, Craig McGinty, Aidan O’Rourke and Ian Ramsay for sitting down and giving the idiot with a video camera some of their time.

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Idea dumping

7 Idea Dumping tips.

4. Good environments matter

Allow yourself time to let your mind breathe and relax. I’ve found that the best times to have idea dumps are when you’re in an aesthetically pleasing environment, or at least one where you’re enjoying yourself. A lot of times the ideas start coming when I’m running, or talking a walk in nice weather. You my find yourself partial to different situations. It really doesn’t matter, just so long as what you’re doing somewhat automated and your mind can freely wander wherever it wants. In short; you’re giving yourself time to daydream.

I can vouch for that one. Most of “Memory”, the first Spinneyhead Presents production, fell into place whilst cycling over to my sister’s place in Altrincham.

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Burn baby burn

After the A1GP we went to Exchange Square to see some more of the Sky festival, and were greeted by a pall of black smoke on the skyline behind Darth Vader and the stormtroopers.

An HGV had exploded in Salford and it and a building were ablaze. We spent a long time in Next waiting for their customer service to get their act together and by the time we left the smoke was no longer there.

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