Kittens! (Now with less sneezing)
I love cats, but I’m allergic to them and end up sneezing and short of breath if I get their hair on me. Which is why the news of hypoallergenic kittens appeals. On the other hand, having paid two and a half grand for Tiddles you’re unlikely to let it do all those independent things that make felines so arrogantly endearing in the first place.