I may have linked to these guys before- Manchester Area Psychogeographic.
I’m trying to find a ley-line map of Manchester, just a bit of idle research relating to my NaNoWriMo story. I haven’t found one yet, but I keep coming across these interesting organisations.
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Because Ian wasn’t here to enjoy them, we thought it only fair to assess each cheese of the several cheeses we’ve sampled here today and post the results here so that he can see what he was missing. We’ve rated each one on the classic criteria of Damage, Style, Control and Agression.
The results are:
|
Cheese |
Damage |
Style |
Control |
Aggression |
|
Feta |
Mostly harmless |
Min |
Very difficult to get out of the packet |
Pacifist |
|
Sticky toffee cheese |
A moment on the lips and a lifetime on the hips |
Classy and sophisticated |
Very well behaved |
It’s a sweety. |
|
Gorgonzola |
It didn’t blow Lorna’s head off |
Farmyard chic |
Very soft |
More bark than bite |
|
Blue Stilton |
Tingles on the tongue |
Stately home |
Soft and sticky |
Voted cheese more likely to take over the living room |
|
Camembert |
This cheese or the fumes given off by it have started to dissolve the glass table top |
You could introduce it to your mother |
This cheese is uncontrollable: it has already made three attempts to escape |
Likely to start WW3 all by itself |
|
Parmesan |
Broken three knives all ready |
Milan couture |
Keep on a leash |
Hard as nails |
|
Cheddar with onion, chutney and redcurrants |
Moderate |
Fruity with bite |
Slightly Flaky |
Pub bitch slapping |
|
Wensleydale with cranberry |
Superficial |
Smooth |
Very crumbly |
Safe to leave unsupervised |
|
Double Gloucester with caramelised onion |
Minimal |
A little bit Trinny and Susannah |
Blah |
Mild mannered |
|
Cheddar with cracked black pepper |
Mild kick |
Smooth and creamy |
Holds together nicely |
Not going to take the roof of your mouth of |
|
White Stilton with Apricot |
Minimal |
Smooth |
Crumbles under pressure |
Couldn’t burst a grape in a fruit fight |
The clear favourite was the Sticky Toffee Pudding cheese, probably closely followed by the Italian thoroughbred Gorgonzola which was loved by anyone brave enough to try it.
On the non-cheese front, the brownie was voted product least likely to survive until Ian’s return.