Beat me with the pumice stone, eight to the bar

My lavatory has been my sanctuary
And it’s easy for you to laugh at me
‘Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby
Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it’s me
Always me

And now the time has come to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door is broke
And now it’s time to let you know
That it’s only the beat of my heart that is slow
Who’s fault is this? I deny that it’s mine
I been stuck in here since 1959
That’s 30 good years in the bathroom baby
But it’s okay, yeah it’s okay
Cos when they come to take me away
I will be clean, I will be clean

30 Years in the Bathroom – Wonderstuff


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