Don't try this verse if you're sat at home

Don’t go surfing in the English surf
It’s cold and it’s dirty and the beach is worse
There’s glass in the sand and the ice cream man is cursed

Don’t go walking in the summer sun
Without a sun cream factor of a Hundred and One
The burns and the boils are gonna try and spoil your fun

Come out in the sunshine
It’s gonna rain sometime
It won’t get better but it might never get worse

Sunshine – Carter USM