Place of honour in this week’s trailer round up must go to-

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Admiral Kolchak. Biopic of a Russian admiral in the early twentieth century.

The Bank Job. “Based on real events”, the tale of a still unsolved heist planned to cover up the theft of incriminating photos of a member of the Royal family (Princess Anne I think).

Love Songs. A very French musical about a menage a trois.

My Girlfriend is a Cyborg. !!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

The Happening. M. Night Shyamalan does the end of the world, complete with requisite “They’re abandoning New York” sequence. I’m beginning to feel sorry for Manhattan, why can’t the end of the world start in Dudley for a change?

The Forbidden Kingdom. Jet Li and Jackie Chan in a martial arts fantasy. I’m in.