06:32 Off to hospital to have papillae excised. You don’t want any more details, trust me. #
07:10 Where’s the bastard 109? I was meant to be at the hospital by now. #
07:51 Phone off now. #
11:48 Waiting, waiting, waiting. Bloody hell I’m hungry. #
21:11 Considering I’ve spent most of the day napping or sedated I’m really tired. #
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