Is it any great surprise that Bez’s Reality is not part of our world?
Because of a communication breakdown, the crazy dancer’s Reality Party doesn’t officially exist, and he won’t be able to stand for Parliament under its name.
For as little as £999 you can buy the pimped taxi which formerly belonged to Mr. Mark Berry, AKA Bez. It looks terrible, and only some of the elements are left over from the version that existed at the end of the Pimp My Ride episode that it was on. (You can watch the episode here. I’ve only managed little bits of it, I have a very low tolerance for Westwood.)
Bez has been declared bankrupt for the second time in four years. He only got out of the hole last time by winning Celebrity Big Brother.
Bez has failed to get a visa for the Happy Mondays’ tour of the USA, probably because of previous drugs convictions.