Every so often you accidentally find yourself somewhere you would normally avoid, such as Femail, the Laydeez section of right wing prejudice rag the Daily Mail, and once you’re there you find yourself drawn in-

A guide to ‘street slang’ for middle class housewives.

Britain’s unlikely male sex symbols. Robbie Coltrane I can understand, and Paxman as well, but Titchmarsh?

Britney’s and Julia’s relationship doings.

And the place I’ll be spending the rest of the day- the Sex & Relationships page.