A tricky one to size properly, but I might be able to get it to fit on a Cafe Press thong.
On the front, probably even more ornate and with roses and stuff, or maybe a gate or open door image from the same royalty free source as the lock.
On the back.
On the back.
Like I said, very, very wrong. It’s sort of like T Shirt Hell meets Upstairs Downstairs. The whole concept of the “Tradesman’s Entrance”, complete with entendre, is so very English. Even if no-one else likes this I may create it anyway.