Citizen of Nowhere
Okay, I’m well over a year late with this one, but the idea came to me last night. Proclaim yourself a Citizen of Nowhere, as coined in a speech by Theresa May, in college sweatshirt style.
Spinneyhead Clothing
Proud Saboteur
So, we’re going to have an election, because Theresa May expects things to get much worse as the Brexit debacle rolls on. She’s terrified that the incompetents she’s put in charge of negotiations will deliver a disaster, taking her down with them (and the rest of the country as well, of course, but she doesn’t really care about most of us).
I listened to her announcement of the election (twice, because I’m some sort of masochist). It was six minutes of blaming everyone else for her party’s failures. And then, on the front page of the Daily Mail this morning, the bile we’ve come to expect from the rag, labelling everyone who doesn’t do exactly what Chairman May demands a saboteur.
If that’s what she, and they, want to call sensible, decent people who have serious and well founded misgivings about this whole farce then I’m going to embrace it. I’m a proud saboteur.
The design’s available on clothes, mugs and stickers from Redbubble
Here’s a mocked up view of what it’ll look like on a T-shirt-
Update Now available in blue as well, ideal for white T-shirts etc.
Nick Griffin is still not my MEP 1
So Nick Griffin- leader of the two men and a senile dog that is the remnants of the BNP- sent a believably stupid tweet threatening “drama” outside the home of a gay couple who just won a discrimination case against a B&B owner.
It seems like a good time to remind everyone of the “Nick Griffin is not my MEP” design I whipped up after he won his seat-
Available on various items of clothing, mugs etc. at CafePress
Spinneyhead laptop skins – Ghost street
Cafepress do laptop skins, so you can dress your computer up in funky designs and pictures. I’m uploading a few images for well dressed portables, starting with the Ghost street skin.
David Says Chillax
Dedicated to our glorious Prime Minister, who has an uncanny ability to turn off and remain blissfully ignorant of the troubles and woes of the rest of us. Play some more tennis Dave, try out another iPad game, take your daughter down the pub. Your policies aren’t hurting anyone, there’s no need to worry about the state you’ll leave the nation in.
This design is available on various items of apparel, mugs and other stuff through Cafe Press.
The best dressed people wear Spinneyhead
All of these designs, and more, are available on a variety of articles of clothing, mugs etc. from the Spinneyhead Cafe Press store. I haven’t added any new designs for a little while. I should change that soon.
Nick Griffin is not my MEP
He isn’t. I didn’t vote for him, and I want people to know that.
Get this image on clothes and mugs at Cafe Press.
Listen to his interview on the Today programme. Not what I wanted to wake up to. But it made me angry enough to get out of bed earlier than normal.
Be Your Own Valentine
New at Etsy, two Be Your Own Valentine cards. The outside is simple enough-
But open it to reveal one of these two images-
They can be read either way- sex positive celebration of being single or “I’m really not that into you, try this.” Order them now to get them in time for Valentine’s Day.
Update A variation on the design is now available on Cafe Press. It’s available individually, in a 10 pack or in a 20 pack.
Further update Someone at CafePress thinks vibrators may be against their Questionable Material & Prohibited Content Guidelines and those cards aren’t available until they make a decision.
Ooops. Spinneyhead maternity wear 2
Ooops maternity T-shirts available from CafePress in white on black and black on white (or pink).
He’s Spartacus
Available now from the Spinneyhead shop– ‘He’s Spartacus’ on various T-shirts and tops.
Check out the new look Spinneyhead store at Cafe Press
I’ve upgraded the Spinneyhead store at Cafe Press and now almost everything that was available through the various other stores can be found there. I’ll try to add new products soon and keep adding them as fast as I think of them.
A Christmassy product- ladies, remind your boyfriend or girlfriend to kiss you under the mistletoe
I know your significant other shouldn’t need any encouragement, but this Christmas give them a hint. A girl always likes to be kissed under the mistletoe.
The Mistletoe Thong is available from CafePress. Order it now and get unwrapped on Christmas Day.
Black roses and a special T-shirt
You may have been too late for Valentine’s Day, but you can still show your goth you care.
All manner of hearty products are available at www.cafepress.com/iheartgoth
I [Heart] My Goth
Latest design from Spinneyhead is I [Heart] My Goth. No cartoon hearts for goths, this one was based upon anatomical drawings I found online.
All manner of hearty products are now available at www.cafepress.com/iheartgoth
biplanes
biplanes
Originally uploaded by spinneyhead.
The I [Kong] NY shop is now open.
IKongNY
IKongNY
Originally uploaded by spinneyhead.
The I [Kong] NY shop is now open.
CII
CII
Originally uploaded by spinneyhead.
Ian's not allowed to mention…..
… sheep, so I am blogging this instead.
Must not Mention…..
…sheep. How ever…. a website has been set up to help you find one. [NSFW]
Belated January products – Ooogy Booogy Woogy Woo To You Too!
For some reason Cafe Press will now allow me to put this image on the front of baby clothes where it wouldn’t before. I had it finished and uploaded last month, so these count as last month’s product and I still have to think of something for February.