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Proud Saboteur

So, we’re going to have an election, because Theresa May expects things to get much worse as the Brexit debacle rolls on. She’s terrified that the incompetents she’s put in charge of negotiations will deliver a disaster, taking her down with them (and the rest of the country as well, of course, but she doesn’t really care about most of us).

I listened to her announcement of the election (twice, because I’m some sort of masochist). It was six minutes of blaming everyone else for her party’s failures. And then, on the front page of the Daily Mail this morning, the bile we’ve come to expect from the rag, labelling everyone who doesn’t do exactly what Chairman May demands a saboteur.

If that’s what she, and they, want to call sensible, decent people who have serious and well founded misgivings about this whole farce then I’m going to embrace it. I’m a proud saboteur.

The design’s available on clothes, mugs and stickers from Redbubble

Here’s a mocked up view of what it’ll look like on a T-shirt-

Update Now available in blue as well, ideal for white T-shirts etc.


Nick Griffin is still not my MEP 1

So Nick Griffin- leader of the two men and a senile dog that is the remnants of the BNP- sent a believably stupid tweet threatening “drama” outside the home of a gay couple who just won a discrimination case against a B&B owner.

It seems like a good time to remind everyone of the “Nick Griffin is not my MEP” design I whipped up after he won his seat-

Nick Griffin is not my MEP

Available on various items of clothing, mugs etc. at CafePress


David Says Chillax

Dedicated to our glorious Prime Minister, who has an uncanny ability to turn off and remain blissfully ignorant of the troubles and woes of the rest of us. Play some more tennis Dave, try out another iPad game, take your daughter down the pub. Your policies aren’t hurting anyone, there’s no need to worry about the state you’ll leave the nation in.

This design is available on various items of apparel, mugs and other stuff through Cafe Press.


Nick Griffin is not my MEP


Nick Griffin is not my MEP, originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

He isn’t. I didn’t vote for him, and I want people to know that.

Get this image on clothes and mugs at Cafe Press.

Listen to his interview on the Today programme. Not what I wanted to wake up to. But it made me angry enough to get out of bed earlier than normal.


Be Your Own Valentine

New at Etsy, two Be Your Own Valentine cards. The outside is simple enough-

But open it to reveal one of these two images-

They can be read either way- sex positive celebration of being single or “I’m really not that into you, try this.” Order them now to get them in time for Valentine’s Day.

Update A variation on the design is now available on Cafe Press. It’s available individually, in a 10 pack or in a 20 pack.

Further update Someone at CafePress thinks vibrators may be against their Questionable Material & Prohibited Content Guidelines and those cards aren’t available until they make a decision.


I [Heart] My Goth


I [Heart] My Goth, originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

Latest design from Spinneyhead is I [Heart] My Goth. No cartoon hearts for goths, this one was based upon anatomical drawings I found online.

All manner of hearty products are now available at www.cafepress.com/iheartgoth


Smaller Ones Infant Bodysuit

For some reason Cafe Press won’t let me put my “Ooogy Booogy To You Too” image on the front of a baby bodysuit, it has deemed it incompatible with the sizing of the garment or something. Until I work out what the hell that means, here’s a variation on a theme. In this context “Smaller Ones are More Juicy” could be a tasteless reference to eating babies or a slighty less icky allusion to the fact that the little buggers leak over everything. It could even be a sprog level observation on where to get the most milk.

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