So, we’re going to have an election, because Theresa May expects things to get much worse as the Brexit debacle rolls on. She’s terrified that the incompetents she’s put in charge of negotiations will deliver a disaster, taking her down with them (and the rest of the country as well, of course, but she doesn’t really care about most of us).
I listened to her announcement of the election (twice, because I’m some sort of masochist). It was six minutes of blaming everyone else for her party’s failures. And then, on the front page of the Daily Mail this morning, the bile we’ve come to expect from the rag, labelling everyone who doesn’t do exactly what Chairman May demands a saboteur.
If that’s what she, and they, want to call sensible, decent people who have serious and well founded misgivings about this whole farce then I’m going to embrace it. I’m a proud saboteur.
The design’s available on clothes, mugs and stickers from Redbubble
Here’s a mocked up view of what it’ll look like on a T-shirt-
Update Now available in blue as well, ideal for white T-shirts etc.
So Nick Griffin- leader of the two men and a senile dog that is the remnants of the BNP- sent a believably stupid tweet threatening “drama” outside the home of a gay couple who just won a discrimination case against a B&B owner.
It seems like a good time to remind everyone of the “Nick Griffin is not my MEP” design I whipped up after he won his seat-
Cafepress do laptop skins, so you can dress your computer up in funky designs and pictures. I’m uploading a few images for well dressed portables, starting with the Ghost street skin.
Dedicated to our glorious Prime Minister, who has an uncanny ability to turn off and remain blissfully ignorant of the troubles and woes of the rest of us. Play some more tennis Dave, try out another iPad game, take your daughter down the pub. Your policies aren’t hurting anyone, there’s no need to worry about the state you’ll leave the nation in.
All of these designs, and more, are available on a variety of articles of clothing, mugs etc. from the Spinneyhead Cafe Press store. I haven’t added any new designs for a little while. I should change that soon.
New at Etsy, two Be Your Own Valentine cards. The outside is simple enough-
But open it to reveal one of these two images-
They can be read either way- sex positive celebration of being single or “I’m really not that into you, try this.” Order them now to get them in time for Valentine’s Day.
Further update Someone at CafePress thinks vibrators may be against their Questionable Material & Prohibited Content Guidelines and those cards aren’t available until they make a decision.
Available now from the Spinneyhead shop– ‘He’s Spartacus’ on various T-shirts and tops.
I’ve upgraded the Spinneyhead store at Cafe Press and now almost everything that was available through the various other stores can be found there. I’ll try to add new products soon and keep adding them as fast as I think of them.
I know your significant other shouldn’t need any encouragement, but this Christmas give them a hint. A girl always likes to be kissed under the mistletoe.
The Mistletoe Thong is available from CafePress. Order it now and get unwrapped on Christmas Day.
You may have been too late for Valentine’s Day, but you can still show your goth you care.
All manner of hearty products are available at www.cafepress.com/iheartgoth
Latest design from Spinneyhead is I [Heart] My Goth. No cartoon hearts for goths, this one was based upon anatomical drawings I found online.
All manner of hearty products are now available at www.cafepress.com/iheartgoth