“When you’re young you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still fit into your twenty six inch waist trousers…Then you reach that age 24, 25… your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag – and without any warning at all you are suddenly a FAT BASTARD!”

I have copies of all the songs on You Fat Bastard, the soon to be released Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine retrospective. But I might be tempted to pick it up for better quality versions of some of the songs.

I couldn’t find Surfin’ USM on YouTube, so here’s The Only Living Boy in New Cross-

And After The Watershed-

I remember pulling to After The Watershed, which seems a little wrong when you think about it.