Because messages probably won’t work at midnight.
Fiction – Ruby Red available through Lulu.
I took part in the Naked Bike Ride. My penis is proving quite popular (on the internet), this picture, featuring me, another bloke and two rather attractive women with odd headwear, all of us naked, is the most favourited of my flickr images.
Spinneyhead’s favourite driving games (before we got the 360, there’ll be an update when we’ve played enough new games).