Daily archives: January 9, 2003

Ramen Ahead

Ok. ok. I promised I was done with the stupid links, but I cannot resist a good one when you see one…..If you were ever in doubt as to how geeks get nourishment outside of doritos, someone has come up with a web page detailing over 218 different ways to cook Ramen noodles. Bare in mind, submissions have come from all over the world. How cool is that? My personal favourite: Slam Ramen As follows:

Title: Slam Ramen

Date: 04/12/01

Submitted By: Keiffdog

Submitted From: Jail

Ingredients: 1 package ramen (crushed)

1 bag of cheetos (crushed)

1 bag Jalapeno chips (crushed)

2 cups hot water

Recipe Text: Crush all ingedients. Combine the ingredients into one of the chip bags, with seasoning. Add 2 cups of hot water. Knead in bag thoroughly until mixed. Wrap in a towel and let sit for 5 minutes. Split bag down middle to use as a plate and eat!

Note: Keiffdog learned this in jail.

Lost in a Forest

Check out this article which highlights the support (or lack of) GW BUSH has gotten for his economic stimulus package. In other world news, Henry Rollins, ex frontman for Black Flag and uppity spoken word guru, has unleashed an assault on “Mr. Save the World Get Rid of Third World Debt” Bono of U2 fame. Ok Henry, calm down.

Not that I was a perfect angel in high school, but kids these days are getting better and better all the time. It is amazing what can happen between two students with a crowd on a school bus! Better yet then forming a task force to ask all the kids where others may have been getting juggy wit’ it. Really, I am serious! Look at the last two paragraphs!

News Flash!
New disease affecting loads of people. It must be true.

Well thats enough of my idiotic links. See ya.