Dolphins were Monkeys


The Creationists are coming! It seems the White House nowadays only likes science if it’s used to create new and interesting ways to disperse depleted uranium. Through careful ommissions and very biased ‘fair play’ they’re allowing such pieces of faux science as Intelligent Design onto the curriculum. Even worse, they’ll let Africans have cheap anti-AIDS drugs (though they’d much rather be selling them expensive ones), but condemn any program that would promote condom use even though this would mean fewer would contract HIV in the first place!