Whilst on a training exercise in the Paris catacombs the police found a cinema and a bar hidden beneath the streets. When they returned 3 days later to try to trace the power supply and phone lines the caves had been cleaned out a note was left saying ‘do not try to find us’.
It’s been over a year since I shot Tony Blair, and I still haven’t come through on any of the promises to do bizarre things to George Bush. So I just went and found a cartoony GW image online and printed out a headshot. Anyone got an air rifle I can borrow?
Or suggested cruel and unusual punishments for the Chimp?
….on the Internet. Someone started a rumour about an Alyson Hannigan sex video. At least that’s what it looks like from my referrer logs. It’s possible that a bunch of horny geeks all had the same thought at the same time, but- enticing as the hive mind idea is- I doubt it. I’ve said it before, and if I haven’t I’ll say it again, if I was in possession of naked pictures of everyone’s favourite Wiccan flautist I’d keep them to myself.
However, feel free to enjoy Charisma (Cordelia) Carpenter’s Playboy outtakes.
I really need this book- Getting Things Done: The Art of Stress-free Productivity.
There’s an introduction/ review here.
Scientists at the University of West England have developed a robot that breaks down the chitin in dead flies to generate its own power. Future versions will incorporate a fly trap and could be used in hazardous or inhospitable areas.
via Die Puny Humans
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