Daily archives: September 9, 2004

Keeping those campaign promises

It’s been over a year since I shot Tony Blair, and I still haven’t come through on any of the promises to do bizarre things to George Bush. So I just went and found a cartoony GW image online and printed out a headshot. Anyone got an air rifle I can borrow?

Or suggested cruel and unusual punishments for the Chimp?

This one time…..

….on the Internet. Someone started a rumour about an Alyson Hannigan sex video. At least that’s what it looks like from my referrer logs. It’s possible that a bunch of horny geeks all had the same thought at the same time, but- enticing as the hive mind idea is- I doubt it. I’ve said it before, and if I haven’t I’ll say it again, if I was in possession of naked pictures of everyone’s favourite Wiccan flautist I’d keep them to myself.

However, feel free to enjoy Charisma (Cordelia) Carpenter’s Playboy outtakes.

American Pie 1, 2, 3 boxed set

Complete Buffy box set