‘Pull to open’ I thought it might also work on boxers or knickers, then realised that by that point it would be redundant.
‘No thanks, I’m waiting for my boyfriend.’
‘My RAID array’s bigger than your RAID array.’
‘Optical illusion’Which I promised years ago for the more buxom ladies.
‘All I want for Christmas is a blowjob’ Though I think I’ve missed the window for seasonal designs.
‘Access restricted’ Another one for knickers.
‘Small but perfectly formed’ For ladies tops and boxer shorts.
I’m sure I should be thinking of other things whilst cycling to work, but it was rush hour so most of the traffic was standing still.