22:29 Blog: Tweets today tinyurl.com/3g9ez9 #

22:48 After the success of the Hawaiian pub crawl, Alex now wants to organise a fake breast pub crawl. Nice. #

23:09 Dimbleby is psychic! I asked if he’d fly me to Washington and he immediately said no. #

00:29 Blog: No, Mister Bond, I expect you to buy tinyurl.com/4uyssa #

09:31 Blog: The Barack Obama dildo versus the George Bush butt plug tinyurl.com/3rg5uk #

11:11 £115 on waterproofs. But it’ll be worth it not to get soaked like last Wednesday. Felt crap for days. #

14:18 I like you so much better when you’re naked. #

16:12 Two pages inked. Good going. #

19:13 Zombie murder mysteries. #

19:38 Huffkin. Huffkin, huffkin, huffkin. #

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