Ask and ye shall receive. Another function can be crossed off the perfect sex toy list. Wired reports on remote control “scriptable” sex gadgets. Initially the devices are going to be marketed in conjunction with porn sites, with stars selling their own scripts for download. But it won’t be long after the device is launched that someone’s hacked the software and people can start offering their own scripts to swap.

The absolute perfect sex toy is still another person. Especially one wearing a Spinneyhead Perfect Sex Toy top or T shirt.

via BoingBoing