Monthly archives: August 2004


Positive Reinforcement

I think I’m going to do this every month, with a grand total at the end of the year. But I have to find a less labour intensive method.

Traffic by Item – Click Throughs Report For spinneyhead

July 25, 2004-August 24, 2004

Heathers [1989]14

Imperial Hubris: Why the West Is Losing the War on Terror8

Northern Soul Memories Vol.18

Codename Panzers (PC)8

The Adam And Joe Show8

The Illustrated Story of O7

She Comes First: The Thinking Man’s Guide to Pleasuring a Woman5

Wave of Mutilation – The Best of the Pixies5

Star Trek Voyager – Season 1 [1996]5

Shake, Rattle and Rain (Bob Dylan All Alone on a Shelf)5

It’s Great When You’re Straight…. Yeah!5

Boiling Point: How Politicians, Big Oil and Coal, Journalists, and Activists Have Fueled the Climate Crisis – and What We Can Do to Avert Disaster5

Story of O5

History of Shit (Documents Book)4

Postal 2: Share the Pain 2in1 Combo (PC)4

Burnout 3: Takedown (PS2)4

Sure Thing [Special Edition] (REGION 1) (NTSC)4

Zelig [1983]4

The Sexy Sixth Sense4

The Princess Bride [1987]4

14

Logan’s Run [WS/P&S] (REGION 1) (NTSC)4

Stasiland: Stories from Behind the Berlin Wall4

Story of O4

The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents4

Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century3

Miles Aircraft (Archive Photographs S.)3

Mad Max 3 – Beyond Thunderdome (1985)3

Spider-Man [2002]3

Bend It Like Beckham [2002]3

The Ultimate Collection3

The Rocky Horror Picture Show3

Felaheen (Arabesk S.)2

Dictionary of Imaginary Places2

Shoot Your Gun2

Gran Turismo 4: Prologue Signature Edition With Bonus Disc (Limited Edition)2

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (Platinum)2

Manhunt (Xbox)2

Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude (PC)2

The Essential Simon and Garfunkel2

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (PC)2

Hooligans – Storm Over Europe2

The Ultimate Collection2

Danger! High Voltage2

Plastique Nouveau2

Cold Water Music2

New Transister Heroes2

Back in the Dhss/the Trumpton Riots Ep2

Social Dancing2

Do You Like My Tight Sweater2

Emmanuelle (Evergreen S.)2

The Whole House Book: Ecological Building Design and Materials (New Futures)2

Another Education: AND Ruby Red2

Hooray for Jollywood: The Life of John E.Blakeley and the Mancunian Film Corporation2

End of Oil2

London 1945: Life in the Debris of War2

High Tide: News from a Warming World1

Under an English Heaven1

Logo, Font & Lettering Bible: A Comprehensive Guide to the Design, Construction and Usage of Alphabets and Symbols1

Akira: Vol. 21

Akira: Vol. 41

Manhunt (PC)1

All Years Leaving1

Monty Python [1969]1

Hitman 2: Silent Assassin – Platinum1

Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (Xbox Classics)1

Manhunt (PS2)1

Office Space [1999]1

The Getaway Platinum1

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (PS2)1

Roadkill (PS2)1

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (Xbox)1

The Cars That Ate Paris [1974]1

Akira – The Ultimate Collection1

Soldier of Fortune II (Xbox)1

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (PC)1

Soldier of Fortune II: Gold Edition1

Minority Report –Two Disc Set (DTS) [2002]1

Bill And Ben – Flowerpot Friends1

Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (PC)1

The Third Man [1949]1

An American Werewolf in London : Two Disc 21st Anniversary Special Edition [1981]1

Ultraviolet [1998]1

Walkabout [1970]1

We Love the City1

Trouble Over Bridgwater1

Grand Theft Auto III (PC)1

The Toxic Avenger [1986]1

Frank Black1

Far Away in Time1

Word Gets Around1

The Good Will Out1

Meat Is Murder1

Yellow Submarine1

The Best of James1

Come Down1

Out of Time1

Blues Brothers – Music from the Film1

I Can’t Stand Still1

Different Class1

Why Do People Hate America?1

Akira: Vol. 61

Akira: Vol. 51

Akira: Vol. 31

Akira: Vol.11

The Passive Solar House: Using Solar Design to Heat and Cool Your Home1

CRABS MOON1

Bridget Jones’s Diary: A Novel1

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time: Adult Edition1

Stupid White Men: …and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation1

TOTAL259

Traffic by Item – Orders Report For Spinneyhead

July 25, 2004-August 24, 2004

A Complicated KindnessP/b1

In Your DreamsH/c1

Open SesameP/b1

Paint Your DragonP/b1

The Swords of Night and DayH/c1

TOTAL5


Keep them off the streets

My opinion of the Manchester City Centre Management Company and the Council sinks lower. Not content with fining skateboarders a grand for making Cathedral Gardens look like a fun place to be, it turns out they’re charging kids to use the pokey little skate park they’ve built as an alternative.

Edit I started writing a comment in reply to Ian J’s, but it stretched out, and rather than risk spreading it over several boxes, I thought I’d put it in here-

Ah, you’ve fallen for the lie. I bet MCCMC would be hard pressed to find any instances of collisions between boarders and pedestrians that have resulted in injuries. They’re just trying to create a fear of these “tearaway youths”. It’s not as heinous as their earlier lie- that they were doing this to protect the kids from drug dealers. (By moving them from an open, easily policed area where they had strength in numbers and lots of passing traffic to a dark little cage far away from watchful eyes. Right.)

These people have a blinkered, commercial view of what should go on in the city centre. It’s just another example of the recurring problems Manchester’s councils have had with youth culture, the worst example of which being the destruction of a thriving nightlife in the 60s when the abomination that is Arndale was dropped on top of the most popular venues. This was achieved by, amongst other things, the planting of news stories about the prevalence of drugs amongst this subculture and its implied danger to the children of good families. There was also an appeal to parents’ racism, you can’t have a good smear campaign with out a bit of xenophobia. (Potted version, a more complete telling of the tale can be found in Shake, Rattle and Rain.)

It’s a bit harder to play the race card in a debate about skate boarding, but I think they may have gone for a more contemporary bogeyman. Notice in the first report the reference to older boarders leading the youngsters astray. Older boarders, hmmmmm. What interest could they have in hanging around with children? There’s no way it could possibly be a love of the sport- must be kiddy fiddlers in baggy clothing.

I’m not a skateboarder (though I admit, if I had a BMX I’d want to play on the street furniture) so I can’t really explain why this makes me so angry.


The perfect band name

Due to yet another of our rather odd conversations, I now know what to call my thrash punk band- Monkey Clitoris and the Screaming Primates.

A female spider monkey’s clitoris is very protuberant and can be mistaken for a penis. It acts as a reservoir for urine. The male is able to smell when a female is in estrus.

The largest clitoris is that of the female whale, though there are a few contenders. (For all the confused men out there, this NSFW page explains more and tells you where it is [though not on a whale or monkey].)