Monthly archives: August 2005


gantry

gantry
gantry,
originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

For some reason i’ve had the accountancy shanty going through my head all morning. It’s been all i can do to keep from singing or humming it.

There’s an embarrassing half hour or so after cycling in where i’m, well, moist. No matter how well i dried, i can’t remove all the moisture, whether i shower or not, and i’m still warm from the exertion. Maybe i need better wicking base layers and a bag with a built in air gap.

This has been a tmi post, thank you for your attention.
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And you definitely need to hide the zebra print seat covers……..

Lions in Knowsley Safari Park have taken to hunting small cars.

“We had an incident of two ladies in a car being chased by lionesses.

“It must have been quite frightening for them, but we always have staff in a vehicle by the lion enclosure to deal with any problems.”

via Ministry of Information

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The Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog

It’s a blog. About sex toys. And it’s sarcastic. Erm……

Consider it a list of features you don’t want in a sex toy.

Review: Fist of Adonis

The Fist of Adonis is notable in that it is not immediately identifiable by most people as a sex toy at all. It looks more like a prop for a low-budget horror film; strew a few of these and an occasional disembodied vagina on your front lawn, bring out the fake blood, and you have the beginning of a direct-to-video release.

The Fist of Adonis is a life-size rubber hand and arm.

That’s it.

The description reads:

“Made to feel like the real thing. Crafted from an actual human hand, it is made of firm rubber. We recommend lubricant.”

Yes, “we recommend lubricant.” Because once you lube this puppy up and insert it into the body cavity of your choice, ecstasy will surely ensue!

via Fleshbot

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written in stone

written in stone
written in stone,
originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

I cycled to work for the first time today. I should have done it yesterday, but you know what i’m like.

Meanwhile my finances have once again been screwed by the job centre, who took extra week to decide to pay me for the fortnight i was unemployed. During that week a whole load of direct debits bounced, resulting in bank charges that more or less add up to the amount they finally paid me. I’m not due to be paid for another three weeks and the bank won’t extend my overdraught until i present them with a copy of the contract that i haven’t even seen yet.

Apart from that, everything’s fine.
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Wednesday breaks my heart

OneStat.com ( http://www.onestat.com ), the number one provider of real-time intelligence web analytics, today reported that Wednesday is the most popular day of the week in the world to surf the web. In April 2005 Monday was the most popular day of the week to surf the internet. The second most popular day to surf the web is Monday now. The study shows that surfers on the web spent more time on the internet during the workweek than at home on the weekends. Internet use worldwide on any weekday is higher than Saturday and Sunday which are the least popular days of the week to surf the internet.

I’ve noticed the dip in visitors at the weekend, but I can’t say that I’ve seen the Wednesday effect.

The breakdown of surfer traffic by day of the week worldwide:

1. Wednesday 16.87%
2. Monday 15.78%
3. Tuesday 15.28%
4. Thursday 14.92%
5. Friday 14.08%
6. Sunday 11.85%
7. Saturday 11.22%

via Problogger

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The Sex Toy Chronicles

It’s been a year and a bit since I published the notes toward the design of the perfect sex toy. I haven’t made much progress, but some others have. I think it’s time for a round up, in chronological order, of all the Sex Toy posts since the list was published.

Helping Hands– where we got a mention on Fleshbot and a few suggestions
Perfect Sex Toy project shopping list
Beaten to it!– someone else patents vibrator control over the internet
Search Term Roulette

Sym Toys

Toy– the first design for the Perfect Sex Toy tops
Perfect Ladies
More Perfect
No Batteries Required
“It’s the ultimate in site stickiness”
Can we add some things to that list?
Delayed Perfection
Teledildonics
Do It Yourself

And then there are all the ones that are even more tangentially related, but you can find those yourselves. I’m all worn out.

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Bizarre ships- American River Steamers

I’m not sure what etiquette, if any, covers the scanning of pages from out of print books to post on the internet for the edification of others. So for this chapter I’m just going to sample a few pages. Admittedly, they are the ones with pictures on them.

We all know what an American river steamer looks like from Westerns and musicals. What I never knew was that they were incredibly shallow draught craft, to navigate up the rivers. Because Iron was at a premium at the time, they utilised wood for as much as possible, including the drive shaft.

There were two distinct styles of river boat, the Easter and Western. Eastern boats ran up the Hudson and in the Long Island Sound, Western boats in the Mississippi- Missouri- Arkansas- Ohio- Red River basin. Various quirks of design made them unstable and the Western boats were intentionally built for a short life because they were likely to rip their hulls apart on concealed tree trunks or be otherwise disabled within five years. (A “Sawyer” was a floating tree entangled by its roots and alternately raised and depressed by the force of the current; it usually gave warning of its presence. Presumably where Mark Twain got the name for his character as well.)

More information about modern steamboats at Steamboats.org


Hybrid Vigour

“Plug in” hybrids are even more efficient than their basic brethren.

This isn’t really news to most of us, but ought to be spread through the mainstream so that the manufacturers pay attention and work on more of them. The ideal solution, of course, would be a car with solar panels in the roof that can charge its batteries whilst parked outside.

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The Mis-edumication of George W Bush

It may not be all Wubble U’s fault. He may just have been poorly educated and is now too ignorant of his lack of scientific knowledge to change.

One of the defects of democracy is that we usually have quite ordinary persons as our leaders. Sometimes this doesn’t matter; their particular defects don’t bear upon public affairs, or the times are sufficiently placid that it just doesn’t matter that they drink, or play too much poker, or cultivate friends of doubtful character, or whatever.

These are not such times. The President’s ignorance of science might have remained a private matter, but he chose to speak on the subject of evolution and “intelligent design.” This is a great pity.

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La Resistance

Not about technology, but interesting. The Covert Side of Reconstructing History.

This work will allow the novice re-enactor of Resistance and Special Operations Executive agents to select clothing and accoutrements appropriately — with historical accuracy. The portrayal of civilians — whether clandestine operatives or real civilians — in World War II reenactment circles has been the topic of hot debate, as some reenactors in the past have been, shall we say, less than exemplary in their chosen impression. We intend to change that. The organisation which sponsors this work reveres historical accuracy. The best way to achieve accuracy is through thorough and often cumbersome research, from which conclusions are drawn and standards adopted. Since this method has been followed, therefore, all the following conclusions may be considered accurate. By no means does this imply that the following are dogma, never to be gainsaid. If new information and research is brought to our attention, we shall at once join the queue to peruse it. If we, after the normal course of debate, find our earlier conclusions to be faulty, we will change them. We (especially Bob, who can barely read) do not pretend to be PhD-level experts on WWII-era fashion, textiles, and such; we just follow the pictures.

In a similar vein- the Churnet Valley Railway 1940s weekend.


Venom

Specialized are proposing a major rethink of the way bikes are designed and laid out. The Venom range is the result of development work in Japan and looks like it ought to be appearing in a sci-fi film rather than on the local roads and trails. In fact, I may go away and write a SF script just so the hero can ride one of these beauties.

via Metaefficient

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