Monthly archives: June 2006


The Sherline Workshop

Sherline Products make miniature machine tools which are popular with modellers and jewellers. Their Workshop page showcases the creations of some of their customers.

Bizarrely enough I was havin g a conversation earlier today about how silly portable lathes were as an idea, and then I go and find a company dedicated top their manufacture!

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Project Y

The second of my Ford hot rods is about to enter the workshop. The Model Y isn’t going to get a cobbled together chassis, but may suffer extreme body mods.

I’m contemplating a 3 inch (1mm) roof chop and maybe the removal of the running boards. I don’t know if I’ll go the full rat rod route and take the wings off because they’re cast as part of the body and the clean up would be horrendous. If I want to go open wheeled on a project I think I’ll get one of the cars from the DGM range because of the way they’re put together.

The wheels and two of the seats shown are from Taylor Precision Models. I think the bucket might be more in keeping with the theme, but perhaps fully upholstered seats could be the builder’s one concession to luxury.

As earlier images in the gallery show, this car has some chassis details. I’ll probably keep them, though the bumpers have already gone and I’ll try to make it sit lower.

More updates soon.

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Heavensent 5.10

A searchlight swept the goods yard, but the wagons were parked so close that it had been easy to sneak through the shadows. Leein watched whilst the other two put their weight to the lever. The tie bolts had been tightened earlier that day, by a group of Southern soldier engineers. The rota meant they would be back in five days, before which time the bolts would work loose, the rail would shift and a random goods train would be derailed. It should look as much like an accident as possible, the Southerners were apt to take revenge for obvious sabotage.

Leein tapped the wood of the nearest carriage. The dull tapping could just be heard by the others. They stopped what they were doing and dodged to cover with only the slightest of metallic tings. He drew his mini auto, with its ungainly silencer overbalancing the barrel. The other two had knives, short fish gutters that were little good unless they got in really close.

Footsteps headed their way. Not a patrol, but someone else who had reason to be sneaking around in the middle of the night. There was talking, but in no language Leein understood. He stared through the slatted sides of the wagon, trying to make out details through the open door. A searchlight illuminated a row of wagons and three dark figures could be made out against the backdrop. One large male, a woman, and another, shorter, male.

Leein stepped back and lowered his gun. He would not use it unless absolutely necessary- bodies would raise suspicions somewhat- and his hand shook, but at this range he could not help but hit. The three strangers came into view. Leein shifted his aim toward the large male.

The woman spun, faster than Leein believed possible, grabbed the silencer in her left hand and crashed it against the wagon body. Leein found his hand jammed between the weapon and the wood of the wagon. She looked beyond him at the other two and raised her right arm stiffly to point it straight at them. She held no weapon, but something about her stance made them back off.

And then things got worse.

A searchlight on the nearest water tower strummed on. It swung around and illuminated the six of them. There were shouts and a brief burst of autogun fire hit the ground near them. The small male was staring straight at the light. He raised his right hand, holding up four fingers. The woman nodded. She released Leein, swung her right arm around and pointed it at the light. She widened her stance slightly.

There was a noise. Leein thought of arrows in flight, though with a fizzing sound underneath. The woman’s upper body rocked back, pushed by something striking her clenched fist. There was an explosion where the spotlight had been, a brief bright flash that illuminated the four guards on the water tower, then a rumble of water as it escaped from a huge rupture.

The larger man turned to Leein. “You guards?”

“No.”

“Why here then?”

Leein pointed at the track. “Breaking?” asked the large man.

“Yes.”

The little man nodded to the woman- who had released the gun, though Leein didn’t dare move it yet- and pointed at the piece of track the others had been working on. She pointed her arm at the track. There was the same arrow flight noise, and the woman jerked again, and something struck the rails so hard that they turned to liquid for several spans and buckled for even more of their length. The force splintered the sleepers and dug a hole several spans deep.

A guard ran between wagons. The woman raised her arm and he fell. There was no noise this time, and the woman hardly moved. “We leave here, now.” the large man said.

“Yes.” Leein waved to the other two and led the way back to the hole they had used to get through the fence.

There were more running guards, but they avoided them by hiding under wagons. By the time an organised search had begun, they were out of the yards and into the maze of sewers.

Heavensent 6.1
Heavensent 5.9
Heavensent 1.1

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Utopia in the Highlands

Robotics lecturer Dylan Evans has a bleak view of the future. He believes civilisation will collapse within the next 35 years. To pre-empt the apocalypse he has sold all his possessions and is going to set up a community, Utopia, in the Scottish Highlands.

I agree that we’re heading for major problems, but I’m not as pessimistic as Mr. Evans. It’s entirely possible that our current systems will stop working, but action now could mitigate against the worst possible outcomes.

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More stupid football fans

Family attacked for flying German flag

A GERMAN engineer was left shocked and upset after yobbish England fans threw a brick at the front window of his family home where he was displaying his national flag.

Axel Hellwig, 37, was flying the German flag at his Bramhall semi-detached house when it was targeted moments after England’s victory over Trindad and Tobago. Mr Hellwig’s Brazilian wife Josedna, 38, was also displaying her national flag in the same window.

The couple and their sons, aged two years and seven months, were all unhurt but are now considering moving away from the area.

Morons.

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Industry's £500million of wasted energy

A study for the Carbon Trust says that UK businesses will waste more than £500m worth of energy over the summer months. Businesses could cut their energy bills by as much as 15% if they were more careful about energy usage.

Last summer I was working in a hospital. It wasn’t the best office for natural light, but when there was no-one else there and the sun was good enough I’d turn off a bank of lights. Sooner or later one of the bosses, who worked in another office, would come along, turn the lights on again and tell me off for saving energy (okay, not for saving energy, in fact they never actually explained why it was so bad I was turning off lights that weren’t in use).

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Heavensent 5.9

Morn asked Marra about the jewellery. She simply nodded in the direction of the returned XO, “Because he recognises it.”

The XO made his way over slowly. “The captain apologises, but he cannot be here to talk with you. He is very busy.”

Morn motioned to a seat by Marra. The XO looked ready to panic, but with no other options, he had to take it. Marra hid her smile. “The captain is busy.” the XO repeated to fill the silence, “He is always busy nowadays. I suspect he is planning something.”

Morn nodded. Marra tried to get the XO to look her in the eyes. “We have radio aerials strung up in the trees. They can bounce short-wave signals off the upper atmosphere and we can pick them up. We still have an old clockwork coder, and I do not think the Southerners have cracked that yet. Besides which, I think all the instructions are cryptic anyhow.”

“What is your name?” Marra asked gently.

“Dack, your maj…..”

Morn extrapolated the cut off word. He glanced at Marra, who nodded ever so slightly. “Dack. I believe we share the same nation. The last I heard, our homeland was not sending its young men to fight for the North or the South.”

“You have not been there since you were a child. The families do not rule any more. You were exiled for very little gain. The army took control when it was obvious they were due to be rolled over by the South and opened the capital to them. Those of us still loyal to heredity left the country and took up with any armed force opposing the South.”

“Would you consider returning?”

“If you commanded me to.”

“I am the deposed queen of a conquered land. I am hardly in a position to order anything of you. I have also promised Morn I shall accompany him on his quest.”

“Perhaps I could also help. If my services are no longer required here. Would you accept another companion?”

“Gladly.” Morn smiled. “We should be leaving in the morning.”

“Then I had best consult with my captain.” Dack stood and left.

Heavensent 5.10
Heavensent 5.8
Heavensent 1.1

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The genius sperm bank

Did this guy talk to my old English teacher?

Robert Klark Graham, inventor of the shatter-proof spectacle lens, was so worried that untermenschen “retrograde humans” were breeding too much that he set up a special sperm bank. This genetic repository would only hold the seed of geniuses.

Graham wanted to recruit the choicest sperm he could find. He initially convinced three Nobel Laureates to donate, including the notorious racist William Shockley. But elderly sperm – albeit eminent – was not good for freezing, so he decided to cast the net wider.

via Warren Ellis

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Architecture Week

Buildings are more interesting than footballers (and cleverer, too). It’s Architecture Week. Here’s everything going on in the Northwest region. There are a number of architecture walks that look interesting and the FIBA Awards – Feeble Ideas and Bad Architecture. Should be interesting.

Don’t forget that Bike Week starts on Saturday. Find out more about the best form of urban transport and get your kids interested in a proper sport.

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