Daily archives: February 12, 2007

No Experience Necessary

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Genuine jobs found by Alex on the Job Center Plus touchscreen terminals and website.

* Job Title
* TRAMPLING/DOMINATION PERSON
* NOS/85924

Location
NORWICH. NORFOLK

Hours
30 PER WEEK, MONDAY-FRIDAY, BETWEEN 6PM-12AM

Wage
MEETS NAT MIN WAGE

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings

Employer
Garry James

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Vacancy not suitable for under 18’s. Must be open minded for trampling and domination work. Previous experience would be advantageous but not essential as full training will be given. Duties will include acting using dominatrix moves, and performing specialist acts for customers at their requests, which may cause embarrassment to some people. You can earn up to £100 per session. This is a fun job for people who are reliable. There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Exempted vacancy – Employment Equality Act (Age) Regulations 2006.

How to apply

You can apply for this job by telephoning 07919 276752 ext 0 and asking for Garry James.

* Job Title
* STRIPPER
* NEQ/30538

Location
NEWQUAY, CORNWALL

Hours
AS AND WHEN REQUIRED

Wage
EXCEEDS NAT MIN WAGE

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Weekends

Pension
No details held

Duration
TEMPORARY ONLY

Description

Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Experience is preferred but not essential as training is given. Duties require the successful applicant to be nude. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser.

How to apply

For further details please telephone Jobseeker Direct on 0845 6060 234. Lines are open 8.00am – 6.00pm weekdays, 9.00am – 1.00pm Saturday. All calls are charged at local rate. Call charges may be different if you call from a mobile phone. The textphone service for deaf and hearing-impaired people is 0845 6055 255. Alternatively, visit your local Jobcentre Plus Office and ask for job reference NEQ/30538.

Hello Rockview

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Well I, really don’t know if it matters at all so,
but we, try to keep the prices low, for records and our shows!
but is that, is that enough, or is it that we’re not punk enough
or is it that, you think ska just sucks? Johnny Quest he thinks we’re what?!?

Johnny Quest thinks we’re sell outs, sell outs
Johnny Quest thinks we’re sellin’ out, sellin’ out, yeah
Johnny Quest thinks we’re sell outs, sell outs
Johnny, yeah
Less Than Jake – Johnny Quest Thinks We’re Sellouts

Art with all mod cons

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/bristol/somerset/6351467.stm
The owners of a house in Bristol were appalled to find all the prospective buyers planned to destroy the Banksy mural on its end wall.  To ensure it stays intact they have contacted an art gallery and are now selling it as a piece of art with a house attached.