Monthly archives: February 2003


The negotiations continue

In response to the Spinneyhead managment’s comments on HTLM code compability the SUA has the following comments to make: “Netscape and Opera are known to have given in to Microsoft’s non-standard coding. This is not W3C approved HTML and should be frowned upon by any self respecting web designer. Mozilla shows the true path – VIVA EL MOZILLA!”


New Union Statement Released

21/02/03 – London (Reuters) – A series of discussions with Tony Blair and the CEO of Spinneyhead have ended late this evening. The Spinneyhead Union Association is threatening a strike action if their demands for better worknig conditions and pay are not met. Spinneyhead maintains that modernisation of posting practices must happen before other issues can be resolved. Chief negotiator, John O., remained upbeat and expressed praise for Spinneyhead CEO Ian P’s handling of the current crisis.

“Spinneyhead is vital for people across the world and the SUA is committed to working through this with Ian P and his management team. As a result of todays talks, the SUA is pleased to annouce we have decided not to demand a $30,000 jacuzzi for the Scottish Office. With this gesture it is clearly time for Spinneyhead to make some inroads as well. Ian P stated in the meeting today he was not going to be actively involved with the business over the next two weeks and we urge him to take this time to improve the site! Obviously if he is not surfing or working, he surely can lead the charge to improve working conditions and let the world know Spinneyhead cares about its employees and readers alike.”

Attempts to contact Ian P were unsuccessful. A spokesperson in their Manchester offices stated a statement would be released after a meeting to agree the new site colour scheme, purportedly remoured to be Puce.


Tables

The Spinneyhead layout works in IE, Opera and Netscape, but Mozilla is the only thing that has ever had issues and was incapable of displaying the table properly (though if you clicked through to a link and then came back, it was laid out properly. I know most surfers don’t do this, but it’s an interesting effect.) The HTML is ploddingly simple, I don’t think there are any browser specific tags in there, so I don’t know how I could change it. Logo when I get the time can be arsed. I’m slowly rolling out stuff like CSS, so it should all get easier to maintain. I’ll consider the call to go over to left hand drive, mind, and I am about due another change of background colour.

Of course, I’ll only change anything if I can find a coalition of the willing to back me up on going Puce and displaying all the text as Courier


Sabbatical

A guy gets three laptops and suddenly he thinks he can unionise!

Well, little Johnny Hoffa can organise teamster spinneyhead over the next fortnight, because my posts are going to be sparse as I wait for BTOpenWorld to reconnect me to broadband (BT broadband could have done it the same day, but OpenWorld, because I’ve also got them as my ISP, have got to make it as complicated as possible. I think they’re hoping I’ll forget so they can charge me the default penalty).

I’ll still be posting from work mind.


Late Breaking Union Update!

21/02/03 – London (Reuters) – .A series of discussions held by the Spinneyhead Union Association (SUA) has resulted in a complete list of demands alongside a timetable for implementation. Chief Negotiator, John O., and his fellow union activists, Mr. Frost and Alan, appeared to be in upbeat spirits after a one to one meeting with Tony Blair regarding the contentious issue of site redesign and compensation demands put forth by the SUA. John O. when asked about the tone of the meeting stated “We will be issuing a press packet over the weekend and are confident the management will realise how vital these issues are to the further success of Spinneyhead Inc. My good friend Tony Blair has agreed to intercede and facilitate these negotions. His participation shows what a strike could do the economy and how this neglect by management must be resolved.”

The union has stated in its demands that the timetable to meet union demands was one week and a show of good faith by some immediate web site improvement. In adddition, the union has asked for working conditions to be improved by the installation of one these in the Scottish office.

Attempts to track down the CEO of Spinneyhead Inc., were unsuccessful as he is receiving intensive treatment at an undisclosed location for mental health issues. A person taking calls for the elusive CEO, Ian P, said Spinneyhead would make a position statement as soon as the CEO was back from annual leave. The Spinneyhead Management team has caused controversy before by allowing a certain member of management to wallow in self pity and talk publicly about his still remaining feelings for his girlfriend he dated at some point in the late 1980s


I second the motion

John has a real point about the site design. It only seems to work with Internet Explorer. As a big Mozilla fan (ever onwards the open source revolution!) I would like to see some HTML that doesn’t use IE specific code and doesn’t fuck up if your not using a Microsoft product. I also feel that the column of links should be on the right and we should have something that at least resembles a logo. In fact I would hold up my own site (seldom updated as it is) as beacon showing the way forwards for Spinneyhead (except for the fact that I’ve used frames which really don’t go well with blogger). The Spinneyhead management must listen to our demands or face open revolt!


Union Protest

After a fierce discussion between the boys over at the Spinneyhead Union headquarters, the staff have voted in favour of a series of strilkes unless demands are met by the overbearing and antiquate Spinneyhead management.

Aside from asking for a 40% wage rise over three years, making the yearly salary still zero, the union demands better posting conditions as stated:

1. Flash graphics for the viewing public.

2. Better site design, incorporating elements from new lines launched during New York fashion week by Stella MacCartney and Calvin Klien

3. Better links – hopefully to pr0n, but hey, anything will be better than the paypal button and blogspot links

4. New background colours – see point two


Heavensent- Chapter 9, Part 4

They stayed inside the yellow lines as planes were tractored past them onto elevators. Engineers and air crew dashed back and forth, but everyone was too engrossed in their tasks to notice the three strangers in unmarked overalls. Still Sheel kept her arm locked and ready down by her side.

An ammunition loader, clipping shells into a chain, scattered bullets off his table. He grabbed another handful and continued. Bobb scooped three from the floor and gave them to Sheel. She slid them into the hole in her upper arm and willed explosive fragmentary projectiles be made from them.

Huge doors had been rolled open, to reveal a multi level hangar. A three motored transport plane was being pulled through the gap. Several rows of soldiers awaited its arrival. Swapped glances and shaken heads ruled that escape plan out. With the plane past, Bobb headed for a small door in the far wall.

They were back in human sized corridors, keeping left- as was the etiquette- and heading against the prevailing flow. The uniforms around them carried far more, and more complex, rank insignia. Still no one questioned their presence, however.

There was a large briefing room, with pilots grouped around a relief map. Bobb spotted briefing notes on a table just inside the door and grabbed some. �It�ll be nice to know where we�re going.�

The crowd thinned out as their route wound down side corridors. Finally they opened a door and were out in the open. They were looking out on the rear of a giant, moving island. There was a roar as a pair of planes flew overhead, having just taken off far above. Far below, a docking bay carved out of the structure of the ship held two flying boats. �This is huge. How could anyone build something this large?� Sheel had relaxed enough to unlock her arm, there was no movement below.

�They�d ask us the same question if they knew how we got here.� Bobb gestured with the maps, �You can fly one of those?�

�I�ve got all the principles. I don�t think I�ll kill us.�

�That�s reassuring. Let�s get off this thing.�


Tony's cronies?

I’m beginning to suspect that the Tory party is secretly run by Tony Blair. Just when Tony’s approval ratings hit an all time low Iain Duncan Smith announces a lurch to the right which is probably going to destroy any chance of making significant gains in the next election. It wouldn’t be quite so bad if this wasn’t exactly the same thing that William Hauge did in the middle of the last term. I wonder what it’s like to live in country with some kind of effective opposition party.


Task Force- Horn of Africa

Special forces are in the East of Africa helping the local governments root out Al Quaeda. The extra judicial killings are worrying- these are the guys who used an armed Predator against a car full of suspects- but it does seem a far better idea than a full scale invasion of a country that can hardly shoot back and has no proveable connection to AQ.

Meanwhile, the meme about cargo ships laden with NBCs is taking hold.

an alternative “al-Qa’ida navy”, thought to number some 20 ships, which are suspected of supplying arms and explosives to terrorist groups, was already being monitored.


Driven to distraction

I don’t know why the world needs a website that lets you watch traffic on the A55 but the north Wales traffic control center have given it to us anyway (also in welsh if you can read it).

The highways agency has some neat new stuff where you can zoom in on a map of England and read all the little electronic speed signs. There’s another part of the site where you can monitor the speed and volume of traffic in real time. Pointless but fun.

On an unrelated note: I heard an interview with the cheese guy on the radio. Apparently he’s been practicing eating lots of cheese in case he needs to get out in a hurry.


If you love something, set it free

I joined Bookcrossing a few months ago, then did absolutely nothing about it because all the other members seemed to be American. It’s grown rapidly since then and is far more global, so it’s time to reconsider. I was going to empty my shelves as part of the move anyway, and include copies of my own book for publicity purposes, so it’s not all altruistic.