Daily archives: March 27, 2004
Movieoke
I can’t sing, and wouldn’t wish to inflict my painful warbling on anyone through karaoke. But maybe I could act out favourite scenes from movies on stage.
A box to call my own
I have an informal, and very cheap, self storage system- the spare room and barn of my parents’ house. But without a car it’s very hard to access (and if I did have a car I’d probably be told to take it all away.) Other people rely on the storage boom for their collections.
Sinful Things
The Science Museum is launching a show about medical practices and attitudes to sexuality. On show will be a 1930s vibrator intended to cure women of their sexuality.
The electric device superseded the previous practice of doctors giving genital massage to female patients. It dramatically reduced the time needed for each treatment and could be operated by the relatively unskilled.
via Green Fairy
Britney Spears caught in blatant trawling for hits scandal
Yes, the wondrous silliness of search requests is back. Scroll down to the bottom of the page and you’ll see two lists of referrers- most recent and most common. As I write this, the most recent 20 are-
? MSN Search: britney naked pics — More Useful Everyday
I’m really not interested in seeing Britney naked, clothed or in any state in between. Brittany Murphy, maybe, but not Ms Spears
? Google Search: nemi cartoon comics
Nemi is cool. It’s pretty much the only reason to read The Metro.
? Google Search: where is the nissan skyline in grand theft auto 3 for ps2 in english
I don’t know.
? Google: britney spears topless
See above.
? UKBlogs Aggregator
Resistance is futile! You will be aggregated!
? blo.gs: ping a weblog
? Google: meaning of the word bint
It’s derived from the Arabic word for girl or daughter, I think.
? blo.gs: ping a weblog
? BLOGGER
? BLOGGER
? Spinneyhead
? Google: “the best positions for getting pregnant”
Nobody in this house is pregnant, but Spinneyhead is one of only two results for this search.
? blo.gs: ping a weblog
? Google Search: spinneyhead
People are looking for spinneyhead. Cool.
? MSN Search: stileproject — More Useful Everyday
Stileproject used to be a regular stopping off point, but I haven’t been back there in nearly two years. I wonder if it’s still as vile and disgusting as I remember?
? Google Search: countryside sex pics
Nope.
? Google: saul steinberg 9th avenue buy
? Flat8 – Summary
? Google: erotic bitpass
Hold on a minute, I’ve just had an idea………
? New Links
And yes, I am only reproducing these results here to reinforce the Google rankings etc.
The Big Gay Map of England and Wales
Which is what Emily thinks we should be looking for, following news that one has been created from census data. Manchester is the third gayest place in the country, though we can name more homosexuals in and around Cambridge (6th).
Y'all come back now!
Abercrombie & Fitch have offended West Virginia by releasing a T shirt all about the state’s favourite pastime.
A year has gone by
27th of March 2003. Somebody else’s rant about the Sun, Banksy, a bankrupt brothel, two rants about the war and Johnny found someone talking sense about the Middle East.
So your an artist?
So you think you are an abstract artist? Have a go, if you think your good enough.