Monthly archives: February 2007

Very nice ponies

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Job Title
PONY STUD
ROF/11083

Location
ROSS-ON-WYE, HEREFORDSHIRE

Hours
20+ HOURS PER WEEK, OVER 7 DAYS, DAYTIMES, FLEXIBLE HOURS

Wage
MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE, NEGOTIABLE

Work Pattern
Days , Weekends

Employer
Tedgewood Farm

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Pony Stud required. We are willing to give all training to work with very nice ponies. Live-in position in very pleasant conditions. Two friends would be considered. The job is based in Upton-Bishop. The wages depend on experience. Amount of hours will depend on what applicant can do.

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Hot Air Balloon in Manchester by ~Spinneyhead on deviantART

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This last one isn’t available as a print, but if anyone would like my Hockney style Urbis image please tell me and I’ll make the necessary changes.


Urbis Hockney style by ~Spinneyhead on deviantART

Girls in white dresses? With my reputation?

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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things.
Favourite Things – as performed by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy

This entry was posted in cake lapdancer odd jobs sex Stripagram on by

Job Title
KISS A GRAMS
BLO/77406

Location
BLACKPOOL, LANCASHIRE

Hours
1-40 HOURS, DAYS/TIMES TO BE ARRANGED WITH EMPLOYER.

Wage
NEGOTIABLE

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

Employer
Angels Entertainment Agency

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

No experience required as full training will be provided. Applicants must be reliable. Duties include turning up at venues and entertaining the clients. At the beginning of remarks: Vacancy not suitable for under 18s.At the end of the vacancy text: Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Other, suggested, warning straplines for jobs connected to adult entertainment, sex and related industries and/or involving nudity are:o Licensed sex shops and unlicensed shops selling similar adult material – add the phrase

What phrase? What phrase? I need to know.

Job Title
NAUGHTY NURSE FEMALE
EAD/8534

Location
EASTERHOUSE, GLASGOW, LANS

Hours
4 PER WEEK, EVENINGS ONLY, TIMES TO BE ARRANGED

Wage
£15+ PER HOUR

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Weekends

Employer
Angels Ambulance Limo’s

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. You must have a good sense of humour. Duties include interacting with customers within converted party Ambulance. Duties may involve personal contact and semi nudity. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. EXEMPTED VACANCY – EMPLOYMENT EQUALITY ACT (AGE) REGULATIONS 2006.

Job Title
MALE LAPDANCER
BLO/77567

Location
BLACKPOOL, LANCASHIRE

Hours
21 PER WEEK, THURSDAY – SATURDAY 9PM-4AM.

Wage
MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE + BONUS

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

Employer
Wicked

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Previous experience is not essential as full training will be given. Must have good general hygiene. Duties will general lap dancing and general socializing with customers and working in the presence of semi nudity which may cause embarrassment. Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser.

Job Title
TRAINEE OR QUALIFIED CAKE DECORATOR
SOO/12272

Location
HAZEL GROVE STOCKPORT CHESHIRE

Hours
24-39 HOURS 3 – 5 DAYS OVER 6 MON – SAT HOURS FLEXIBLE

Wage
NEGOTIABLE DEPENDING ON EXPERIENCE

Work Pattern
Days , Weekends

Employer
Classic Celebration Cakes

Pension
Pension available

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Experience or City and Guilds in cake decorating is preferred but not essential. Will be manufacturing and serving customers with celebration cakes. Will consider part time hours for the right applicant. Employer flexible regarding hours and will fit in with applicants with domestic responsibilities This is a good opportunity for someone who wants to add to their cake making skills.

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Don't tell Dan Brown

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Jesus’ tomb? James Cameron has bankrolled research for a documentary that claims to reveal the last resting place of Jesus Christ, Mary Magdalene and their son Judah. The ossuaries containing the bodies were found in teh 1980s, but only recently have the scientific tools been developed to investigate them properly. Plus, after The Da Vinci Code and Holy Blood and Holy Grail the public is far more gullible about this sort of thing.

Greening the construction industry

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Leading property and construction firms have formed the UK Green Building Council and given themselves 10 years to transform their industry and make it sustainable. They also make the sensible observation that energy saving measures shouldn’t just be applied to new builds as houses that have already been built will still account for 75% of the housing stock in 2050.

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Beat me with the pumice stone, eight to the bar

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My lavatory has been my sanctuary
And it’s easy for you to laugh at me
‘Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby
Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it’s me
Always me

And now the time has come to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door is broke
And now it’s time to let you know
That it’s only the beat of my heart that is slow
Who’s fault is this? I deny that it’s mine
I been stuck in here since 1959
That’s 30 good years in the bathroom baby
But it’s okay, yeah it’s okay
Cos when they come to take me away
I will be clean, I will be clean

30 Years in the Bathroom – Wonderstuff

Hybrid Horribles and Lactose tolerance

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American restaurant chains are increasingly serving up meals that have a whole days recommended calorie intake in a single course.

Lactose tolerance only evolved in Europeans a few thousand years ago, some time after dairy farming began. It’s believed to be the most important gene trait to have developed in the last 30,000 years.

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Chinese Dragon in Manchester by ~Spinneyhead on deviantART


Gargoyle Fountain by ~Spinneyhead on deviantART


Carved Lion’s head by ~Spinneyhead on deviantART

I’m looking for a company based in the UK who’ll do prints as well, just so British visitors don’t have to pay for shipping across the Atlantic.